My fav things

i have many favourite things... no.. it's not diamonds! Duhz! Although my mummy say diamonds are a gal's best fren! i guess i have no appreciation for that now.

My no. 1 fav thing is my milk milk! Yipeeeeee! (note: picture is not the actual milk i drinking... see 'Ooops' posting)

When i am sleeping, i need to listen to my fav cd... very very effective for insommia! Even my daddy falls asleep when my mummy plays the cd for me to listen.





Then i got my fav animal frens.. they always keep me company when my mummy is changing me or when she puts me on the bed to go do something. Sometimes they sing, sometimes they go round and round but they never talk one. i always try to ask them why they dun talk but i never get any response out of them... Dun know why leh... maybe they are shy!

Curry Chickedee for dinner ???

please don't cook me!!!



As you know i am born in the year of rooster. So daddy gave me the nickname chickedee (little chicken)

You can cook alot of delicious food with chicken. Curry chicken, chicken chop, chicken soup... The list goes on.

But i get very frighten when mummy and daddy talk about cooking chicken. Are they referring to me ? What if i am naughty, will i am end up on the dinning table???

Ticker

Today, my mummy discovered a very interesting thing called a ticker.. so she decided to create one for me... It tells you how old i am.. and counts down to my first birthday! In case you forget... heheehe...







Nice or not?

My first trip to Sengkang

Yesterday, my mummy and daddy brought me to Sengkang to meet a new fren. Initially my mummy say wan to take mrt.. luckily i smart.. i pretend to sleep.. later wake up pretend hungry.. in the end, late already so we took cab! Haaahaaa... it's a ploy! Ask me to take mrt all the way to Sengkang??!!?! VERY FAR LEH!

Anyways, it's my mummy's fren's place, auntie Lishan. Her house very nice.. got many new things to see! I very kapo so my mummy carried me around to look at auntie Lishan's home. After that, many aunties came too... but hor, they all in denial... keep asking me to call them jie jie! My mummy say there is only one jie jie there.. Belle Belle jie jie.. Here's a picture of her and me together.

Belle Belle jie jie & me

My mummy said that inside auntie Lishan's tummy got a didi but he not ready to come out yet. I can't wait to meet him too!

Auntie Lishan's place got no sofa but got these interesting beanbag thingies.. My daddy decided it will be fun to put me in one of them so he did.. The more i struggle, the more i sink into the thing.. absolutely not fun at all! But dun know why, all the aunties and uncles there keep looking at me and laughing! Never come and save me... chey!

My daddy trying to entertain me

Me looking very TL after being stuck in the beanbag thingie

Misadventures in the dark

Just now i woke up for my supper (well a baby's gota have some night snacks, if not how to grow up rite?). After i finished drinking my milk (wat else were u expecting?) and my mummy was trying to rock me to sleep, my daddy suddenly 'KOK' me on the head. Of cos i cried lar.. u try lar.. when u almost going to dreamland to dream about more milk, someone kok u on the head.. see whether u cry or not!!! @^%##@%!^&*!

Middle of the nite + darkness + daddy = super blur king

Becos i kept crying, my daddy went to get some peace offering for me.. more milk lor.. wat else u expecting again? After he passed the bottle to my mummy, he went to play computer! Din even check if i was concussed! @$%@#!*#&!%$#&!

My daddy and mummy

Due to the laziness of my daddy and mummy, there has been no update on the blog for the past 2 days. As I am still unable to use the keyboard, I need their help in typing the entries for the blog.

However, I wish to reinterate that the opinions expressed on the blog is mine and has nothing to with daddy and mummy what so ever. Ehh can this qualify as a legal disclaimer?

Can a baby be jailed for sedition ??? Oh No !!!!!

Colors

Some aunties and uncles have feedback that my PINK fonts are very difficult to see.. guess they old already eyesight not so good.. So i decided to change my font color in case my blog makes their eyesight worse and they decide not to visit my blog anymore! Sob sob...

Why i used pink in the first place? Cos my daddy says i look good in pink.
Here's a picture of me in pink....

Actually, i look good in most of the colors.. pink, blue, yellow, white... But NOT purple! There was this day when we were supposed to go out to meet my Uncle Terence, my mummy dressed me in this horrigible purple romper (actually the romper looks quite nice, not at all horrible) and i looked so terrigible that my mummy decided to change me again although we were already late..
Heehee.. my mummy very vain one.. she said looked so ugly cannot go out.

Romper in question

A baby's gota do wat a baby's gota do

So u ask.. wat a baby do everyday? Well, let me tell u the answer.. i do alot of stuff.. but everytime i do something.. my parents gota do more things..

1. Drink milk = daddy prepare milk, mummy feed me
2. Pang sai = mummy clean me, daddy throw poo poo
3. Bathing = daddy prepare bath water, mummy bathe me
4. Wake up = mummy carry me, daddy entertain me
5. Cry = mummy pacify me, daddy siam

That's about it.. but dun think it's an easy life being a baby! We got standards to keep up one.. quotas to meet and expectations to fulfill!

My daddy was reading Odessey by Homer to me the other day.... i stare at him like he siao one.. expects a 2 month old to understand Homer... (actually i do lar.. but i baby wat.. must act like one). But he tot i was interested and keep reading some more... yawnzzzz..... put me to sleep only!
Homer Simpson i know lar.. cos my mummy everyday watch Theeeee Siiiiimpsoooons on cable when i was in her tummy... so i know lor. I think it's lame but i got no choice have to watch with my mummy....

The many faces of Julia

Waking up in the morning

This morning , Grandmummy came to visit after her night shift. She fell asleep after lying on the queenbed in the guest room. Hor hor hor....


my cot and daddy mummy's king bed


Talking about beds, I have many beds. One day bed in the hall, one bed in my daddy and mummy room. But I like sleeping on my Daddy and Mummy king bed, because I can pee pee on it! Sometimes i also merlion on the bed.. My daddy last time used to change the bed sheets everytime i do that.. but now he give up already.. cos everytime clean sheet i sure dirty it one...Wahahaha. My mummy complain my daddy very lazy mah.. so i give him some work to do.. hahahahaa...

my day bed

But reeeeally hor.. my daddy is reeeeally very lazy.... in the afternoon i sleep in my sarong.. cos can bounce bounce bounce. Initially, my daddy will rock me manually but after 2 days.. he say his hand very tired so he went to buy this stupid looking sunflower auto rocking device (cost $159.90! Can buy me alot of tins of milk powder leh! Waste $$! Hmm.. should get advertising fee again)

My first post

Today, my mummy and daddy decided to start a blog for me.. but since they are not bery computer savvy, they spent alot of time creating the blog.

Oh btw, i am only 2 months and 6 days old. BUT i know alot of stuff for my age. Just that no one knows yet. That's me now on top.. Cute boh? My fav activities are sleeping, drinking milk (ahbeden??) and causing my parents to go crazy! But hor, tell u a secret, i dun do it too often in case they sell me to the garang guni man!

Yesterday, i overheard my cheapo father discussing about buying cheapo milk formula for me.. guess i must be drinking too much milk... eating into his retirement funds.. :P
I almost wanted to open my mouth to protest already...luckily, my mother insist that i continue drinking Similac (hmm... should get some money from Abbott for advertising fee). Whew... i den dun wan to drink cheapo milk formula!

Wan to see how i look when i was born??

Very different hor?? But still as cute rite? wahhwahhaa... i beh paiseh one.. :P