See... this is me after my mummy finally rescue me from my prison... my hair wet wet, my nose red red and my eyes wet wet... sob sob.. mummy.. i wun be notti again....
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Being naughty
Today, i was very notti. I pooped already but refused to lie still for my mummy to change me... after much major struggling.. my mummy finally managed to wipe my cute little tush clean and wrapped up the dirty diaper. By then she was already very angry cos i keep twisting and turning and almost stepped my tiny feet into the fresh pile of poo.. hehee... So she smacked my buttocks to try and make me lie still (it was red cos i wasn't wearing diapers yet). But hey, who says i gotta listen to my mummy!? So i still tried to wriggle my way out while she tried to put on a clean diaper for me... And guess wat? Before she manage to even secure the clean diaper, i pee-ed! Ooops... The mat was all wet and so was my mummy's shorts... Erm... bad idea..... my mummy was so mad that she threw me into the prison (my baby cot lar) and ignored me for half an hour... even though i was crying my heart out and screaming my throat hoarse...
Monday, April 10, 2006
How does a baby swear?
I was rolling around my daddy's king size bed when my daddy's big fat face was in the way. So when i fling myself back on the bed, my head hit my daddy's nose very hard... My daddy got a flatten nose while i learnt how to swear! WAHAAAHEHHAAHAEEE YEEEEHAAAAHHEEEE
i din cry but i was very angry that my rolling experience was interrupted.... that's why i sweared.. Hmm.. din know i got this kind of hidden talent inside me. Heheee..
i din cry but i was very angry that my rolling experience was interrupted.... that's why i sweared.. Hmm.. din know i got this kind of hidden talent inside me. Heheee..
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Virgin Trip
Guess wat? I did something exciting with my mummy today! We went on a virgin trip today.. heeheee.. we went out without my daddy! Until today, my mummy has never brought me out alone.. cos bring me out need to carry alot of barang barang mah... my milk powder, milk bottles, hot water, diapers, changing mat, hankies, etc.... And one very big and heavy thing.. my mercedes! So always my daddy carry everything and my mummy carry me...
But today, my mummy used a baby carrier to bring me out... actually we only went downstairs to the shops for a short while.. Well.. better than nothing! My mummy already very happy liao cos she dun need to be stuck at home.. can finally see civillization!
But today, my mummy used a baby carrier to bring me out... actually we only went downstairs to the shops for a short while.. Well.. better than nothing! My mummy already very happy liao cos she dun need to be stuck at home.. can finally see civillization!
Monday, December 26, 2005
Daddy's xmas present
Today, we went IMM to meet my Uncle Terence cos he wanted to buy some new furniture. But before we even went to see any furniture, my daddy conned him to go and see digicams at Best Denki... My Uncle Terence very technical savvy one, so my daddy decided to make use of his brains lor... He asked my mummy and Uncle Terence to go and look at the different models but he himself found a comfortable spot and planted himself there to rest. I also resting in my mercedes until i fell asleep cos my mummy and Uncle Terence choose the digicam choose very long...
Finally, my mummy decided to buy a Sony Handycam HC21E and my daddy happily went to pay. My daddy told my mummy to video me everyday when he is at work so that he can see wat i do everyday.... duhz... My mummy even said she will try to make a RA video of me! ARGH! Someone save me!!
Finally, my mummy decided to buy a Sony Handycam HC21E and my daddy happily went to pay. My daddy told my mummy to video me everyday when he is at work so that he can see wat i do everyday.... duhz... My mummy even said she will try to make a RA video of me! ARGH! Someone save me!!
Saturday, December 24, 2005
My first xmas!
Yippeee.... this year i am celebrating my first xmas... hehee... very exciting... Actually my daddy said he wanted to bring me to see the xmas lights in Orchard Road... but hor, later he changed his mind... he say very crowded... wait i kanna lost in the crowd.. as if! So to pacify my mummy (she keep nagging him), he bought a little christmas tree for me... and hung 4 ornaments on the tree.. he say ornaments very expensive so 4 can liao... My mummy say he very cheapskate leh!
Btw, i heard that one of santa's reindeers escaped... maybe u can help to find her... :)
Here's a pic of her...
Okie, i must go and wait for santa to give me my present already! Merry christmas everyone!
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Essential life skills
Last nite i learnt a new skill, it's called self-sleep. My mummy discovered it this morning when she woke up and was pleasantly surprised and very happy... hehe. Wat's self-sleep?? It's being able to put myself to sleep without my mummy holding me, rocking me, patting my backside, singing to me etc...
Actually wat happened was i woke up at 3.30am for my usual nite snack. After finishing my milk, my mummy tried to pat me to sleep but i refused to close my eyes... Then, my mummy put me onto the bed but i kept kicking in the air (new trick i learnt to irritate my mummy). My mummy told me to put my legs down and close my eyes but i refused to listen. Then my mummy said that it was at nite and not for playing but for sleeping, ask me to go back to sleep... But hor, to me it's all the same! Day or nite, any time is a good time to play as long as i felt like it! Heeheee.... My mummy tried many things to motivate me to go back to sleep.... lying beside me, giving me elmo, patting me.... all no use. Well, wat can i say.... i am not one to change my mind easily! :)
At 4.45am, my mummy gave up (cos she very sleepy liao), she stuffed my 'ni tu' (pacifier lar) into my mouth and told me 'If u dun wan to sleep, i go and sleep liao!'. After saying that, she went over to the other side of the bed and went to orh orh! Geeeee.... no patience....
In the morning, when she woke up, she found me sleeping peacefully beside her.... and so i have learnt a new skill... putting myself to sleep! Very important hor...
Now my mummy just waiting for me to learn another important skill..... self-entertainment! Heehee!
Actually wat happened was i woke up at 3.30am for my usual nite snack. After finishing my milk, my mummy tried to pat me to sleep but i refused to close my eyes... Then, my mummy put me onto the bed but i kept kicking in the air (new trick i learnt to irritate my mummy). My mummy told me to put my legs down and close my eyes but i refused to listen. Then my mummy said that it was at nite and not for playing but for sleeping, ask me to go back to sleep... But hor, to me it's all the same! Day or nite, any time is a good time to play as long as i felt like it! Heeheee.... My mummy tried many things to motivate me to go back to sleep.... lying beside me, giving me elmo, patting me.... all no use. Well, wat can i say.... i am not one to change my mind easily! :)
At 4.45am, my mummy gave up (cos she very sleepy liao), she stuffed my 'ni tu' (pacifier lar) into my mouth and told me 'If u dun wan to sleep, i go and sleep liao!'. After saying that, she went over to the other side of the bed and went to orh orh! Geeeee.... no patience....
In the morning, when she woke up, she found me sleeping peacefully beside her.... and so i have learnt a new skill... putting myself to sleep! Very important hor...
Now my mummy just waiting for me to learn another important skill..... self-entertainment! Heehee!
Monday, December 12, 2005
Friday, December 09, 2005
International banking conspiracy
Last night daddy receive a bill from an institution call bank. Straight away he muttered some F word... That he started to F this F that... daddy made some mistake in writting the amount to pay the bank, he wrote a 1 instead of 7 in one of the digits, the bank is charging him interest!!!
According to daddy banking is the biggest scam in the world.
Money is created out of thin air and loan at interest thru fractional reserve banking.
What is fractional reserve banking? Many people have the misconception that a reserve of 10% means the bank keeps 10% of the money deposited and loans out the rest of the 90%.
In actual fact, if a bank has a deposit of $1000, the bank can create a loan of $10,000. Yes, $9000 of this money the bank lent out at interest is created out of thin air. Magic hor....
According to daddy's favourite author Professor Carroll Quigley, mentor of President William Jefferson Clinton at Georgetown university, there exsist an conspiracy of international bankers trying to rule the world by proxy...
Infact today, there is a country that print green fiat(legal tender) money that is practically worthless. However, the green notes is so sought after as Oil (black fossil fuel) is priced, transacted and traded exclusively in this green notes... Is called the Green Note hegemony....
Hmm, next i got treasure, i better keep in my trusty "Gu ni gong".
According to daddy banking is the biggest scam in the world.
Money is created out of thin air and loan at interest thru fractional reserve banking.
What is fractional reserve banking? Many people have the misconception that a reserve of 10% means the bank keeps 10% of the money deposited and loans out the rest of the 90%.
In actual fact, if a bank has a deposit of $1000, the bank can create a loan of $10,000. Yes, $9000 of this money the bank lent out at interest is created out of thin air. Magic hor....
According to daddy's favourite author Professor Carroll Quigley, mentor of President William Jefferson Clinton at Georgetown university, there exsist an conspiracy of international bankers trying to rule the world by proxy...
Infact today, there is a country that print green fiat(legal tender) money that is practically worthless. However, the green notes is so sought after as Oil (black fossil fuel) is priced, transacted and traded exclusively in this green notes... Is called the Green Note hegemony....
Hmm, next i got treasure, i better keep in my trusty "Gu ni gong".
Oooops
Heeheee... some nice lady from Similac emailed my mummy and told her that i cannot use the Similac pic that i posted previously. Why?? Becos of some dun know wat code... very chim one... i only baby so i dun understand... (see SIFECS)
So i had to replace the pic with a follow-on formula one although i am not yet drinking that... hmmm.... ah well.... dun wan to get sued or the company to trouble.... me got no money to engage any lawyers! Skali anything happen to the company... I no more milk to drink!!! Siao liao.... Wawawa !!! T-T
So i had to replace the pic with a follow-on formula one although i am not yet drinking that... hmmm.... ah well.... dun wan to get sued or the company to trouble.... me got no money to engage any lawyers! Skali anything happen to the company... I no more milk to drink!!! Siao liao.... Wawawa !!! T-T
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Johorian?
Yesterday, my mama and my gong gong came over to Singapore from Johor to see me.... It was the first time i saw my gong gong and i was very scared of him... he looks strange mah, never see him before. When he tried to carry me... i immediately cried very loud so my mummy quickly carried my over... After that, i became very suspicious of him.
My gong gong and mama also kept talking about bring me to Johor to stay with them... i hear already largi more scared.... Where is this Johor place they keep talking about??? i dun wan to go.. i wan my mummy and daddy! Dun take me away from them!!
After they left, i keep having nitemares about the place called Johor and being taken away from my mummy and daddy.... Every time i closed my eyes, i cannot see my mummy so i very scared... until the whole day i din get any sleep... :(
i promise to be good... dun send me to Johor....
My gong gong and mama also kept talking about bring me to Johor to stay with them... i hear already largi more scared.... Where is this Johor place they keep talking about??? i dun wan to go.. i wan my mummy and daddy! Dun take me away from them!!
After they left, i keep having nitemares about the place called Johor and being taken away from my mummy and daddy.... Every time i closed my eyes, i cannot see my mummy so i very scared... until the whole day i din get any sleep... :(
i promise to be good... dun send me to Johor....
Friday, December 02, 2005
Newest game show in town
Every nite at 9pm, my daddy and mummy (mostly my mummy lar.. cos my daddy very early will self-eliminate) will participate in the newest and most happening game show in town, called 'Guess wat the baby wans!'.
The game rules are as follows:
Try to deciper wat the baby wans by listening to the baby's cries (which are el & el el).
From the cries chose the correct option:
1. Feed milk
2. Change diaper
3. Rock baby
4. Put baby down on bed
5. Sing to baby
6. Give baby pacifer
7. Turn down the air con
8. Cover the baby
When the correct option is chosen, the participant will be rewarded with a peaceful sleeping baby (moi!). If the wrong option is chosen, yours truly here will cry the whole house down.... cos cannot go to sleep.. very grumpy mah!
The game rules are as follows:
Try to deciper wat the baby wans by listening to the baby's cries (which are el & el el).
From the cries chose the correct option:
1. Feed milk
2. Change diaper
3. Rock baby
4. Put baby down on bed
5. Sing to baby
6. Give baby pacifer
7. Turn down the air con
8. Cover the baby
When the correct option is chosen, the participant will be rewarded with a peaceful sleeping baby (moi!). If the wrong option is chosen, yours truly here will cry the whole house down.... cos cannot go to sleep.. very grumpy mah!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
My fav things
i have many favourite things... no.. it's not diamonds! Duhz! Although my mummy say diamonds are a gal's best fren! i guess i have no appreciation for that now.
My no. 1 fav thing is my milk milk! Yipeeeeee! (note: picture is not the actual milk i drinking... see 'Ooops' posting)
When i am sleeping, i need to listen to my fav cd... very very effective for insommia! Even my daddy falls asleep when my mummy plays the cd for me to listen.
Then i got my fav animal frens.. they always keep me company when my mummy is changing me or when she puts me on the bed to go do something. Sometimes they sing, sometimes they go round and round but they never talk one. i always try to ask them why they dun talk but i never get any response out of them... Dun know why leh... maybe they are shy!
My no. 1 fav thing is my milk milk! Yipeeeeee! (note: picture is not the actual milk i drinking... see 'Ooops' posting)
When i am sleeping, i need to listen to my fav cd... very very effective for insommia! Even my daddy falls asleep when my mummy plays the cd for me to listen.
Then i got my fav animal frens.. they always keep me company when my mummy is changing me or when she puts me on the bed to go do something. Sometimes they sing, sometimes they go round and round but they never talk one. i always try to ask them why they dun talk but i never get any response out of them... Dun know why leh... maybe they are shy!
Friday, November 25, 2005
Curry Chickedee for dinner ???
please don't cook me!!!As you know i am born in the year of rooster. So daddy gave me the nickname chickedee (little chicken)
You can cook alot of delicious food with chicken. Curry chicken, chicken chop, chicken soup... The list goes on.
But i get very frighten when mummy and daddy talk about cooking chicken. Are they referring to me ? What if i am naughty, will i am end up on the dinning table???
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Ticker
Today, my mummy discovered a very interesting thing called a ticker.. so she decided to create one for me... It tells you how old i am.. and counts down to my first birthday! In case you forget... heheehe...
Nice or not?
Nice or not?
Sunday, November 20, 2005
My first trip to Sengkang
Yesterday, my mummy and daddy brought me to Sengkang to meet a new fren. Initially my mummy say wan to take mrt.. luckily i smart.. i pretend to sleep.. later wake up pretend hungry.. in the end, late already so we took cab! Haaahaaa... it's a ploy! Ask me to take mrt all the way to Sengkang??!!?! VERY FAR LEH!
Anyways, it's my mummy's fren's place, auntie Lishan. Her house very nice.. got many new things to see! I very kapo so my mummy carried me around to look at auntie Lishan's home. After that, many aunties came too... but hor, they all in denial... keep asking me to call them jie jie! My mummy say there is only one jie jie there.. Belle Belle jie jie.. Here's a picture of her and me together.
Anyways, it's my mummy's fren's place, auntie Lishan. Her house very nice.. got many new things to see! I very kapo so my mummy carried me around to look at auntie Lishan's home. After that, many aunties came too... but hor, they all in denial... keep asking me to call them jie jie! My mummy say there is only one jie jie there.. Belle Belle jie jie.. Here's a picture of her and me together.
Belle Belle jie jie & me
My mummy said that inside auntie Lishan's tummy got a didi but he not ready to come out yet. I can't wait to meet him too!
Auntie Lishan's place got no sofa but got these interesting beanbag thingies.. My daddy decided it will be fun to put me in one of them so he did.. The more i struggle, the more i sink into the thing.. absolutely not fun at all! But dun know why, all the aunties and uncles there keep looking at me and laughing! Never come and save me... chey!
My daddy trying to entertain me
Me looking very TL after being stuck in the beanbag thingie
Misadventures in the dark
Just now i woke up for my supper (well a baby's gota have some night snacks, if not how to grow up rite?). After i finished drinking my milk (wat else were u expecting?) and my mummy was trying to rock me to sleep, my daddy suddenly 'KOK' me on the head. Of cos i cried lar.. u try lar.. when u almost going to dreamland to dream about more milk, someone kok u on the head.. see whether u cry or not!!! @^%##@%!^&*!
Middle of the nite + darkness + daddy = super blur king
Becos i kept crying, my daddy went to get some peace offering for me.. more milk lor.. wat else u expecting again? After he passed the bottle to my mummy, he went to play computer! Din even check if i was concussed! @$%@#!*#&!%$#&!
Middle of the nite + darkness + daddy = super blur king
Becos i kept crying, my daddy went to get some peace offering for me.. more milk lor.. wat else u expecting again? After he passed the bottle to my mummy, he went to play computer! Din even check if i was concussed! @$%@#!*#&!%$#&!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
My daddy and mummy
Due to the laziness of my daddy and mummy, there has been no update on the blog for the past 2 days. As I am still unable to use the keyboard, I need their help in typing the entries for the blog.
However, I wish to reinterate that the opinions expressed on the blog is mine and has nothing to with daddy and mummy what so ever. Ehh can this qualify as a legal disclaimer?
Can a baby be jailed for sedition ??? Oh No !!!!!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Colors
Some aunties and uncles have feedback that my PINK fonts are very difficult to see.. guess they old already eyesight not so good.. So i decided to change my font color in case my blog makes their eyesight worse and they decide not to visit my blog anymore! Sob sob...
Why i used pink in the first place? Cos my daddy says i look good in pink.
Here's a picture of me in pink....
Why i used pink in the first place? Cos my daddy says i look good in pink.
Here's a picture of me in pink....
Actually, i look good in most of the colors.. pink, blue, yellow, white... But NOT purple! There was this day when we were supposed to go out to meet my Uncle Terence, my mummy dressed me in this horrigible purple romper (actually the romper looks quite nice, not at all horrible) and i looked so terrigible that my mummy decided to change me again although we were already late..
Heehee.. my mummy very vain one.. she said looked so ugly cannot go out.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
A baby's gota do wat a baby's gota do
So u ask.. wat a baby do everyday? Well, let me tell u the answer.. i do alot of stuff.. but everytime i do something.. my parents gota do more things..
1. Drink milk = daddy prepare milk, mummy feed me
2. Pang sai = mummy clean me, daddy throw poo poo
3. Bathing = daddy prepare bath water, mummy bathe me
4. Wake up = mummy carry me, daddy entertain me
5. Cry = mummy pacify me, daddy siam
That's about it.. but dun think it's an easy life being a baby! We got standards to keep up one.. quotas to meet and expectations to fulfill!
My daddy was reading Odessey by Homer to me the other day.... i stare at him like he siao one.. expects a 2 month old to understand Homer... (actually i do lar.. but i baby wat.. must act like one). But he tot i was interested and keep reading some more... yawnzzzz..... put me to sleep only!
Homer Simpson i know lar.. cos my mummy everyday watch Theeeee Siiiiimpsoooons on cable when i was in her tummy... so i know lor. I think it's lame but i got no choice have to watch with my mummy....
1. Drink milk = daddy prepare milk, mummy feed me
2. Pang sai = mummy clean me, daddy throw poo poo
3. Bathing = daddy prepare bath water, mummy bathe me
4. Wake up = mummy carry me, daddy entertain me
5. Cry = mummy pacify me, daddy siam
That's about it.. but dun think it's an easy life being a baby! We got standards to keep up one.. quotas to meet and expectations to fulfill!
My daddy was reading Odessey by Homer to me the other day.... i stare at him like he siao one.. expects a 2 month old to understand Homer... (actually i do lar.. but i baby wat.. must act like one). But he tot i was interested and keep reading some more... yawnzzzz..... put me to sleep only!
Homer Simpson i know lar.. cos my mummy everyday watch Theeeee Siiiiimpsoooons on cable when i was in her tummy... so i know lor. I think it's lame but i got no choice have to watch with my mummy....
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